Tuesday, November 21, 2006

It's a Sad Gag!!!!: No. 1 Matt Goes Shopping

Matt was shopping at his local supermarket where he selected: 1 litre of milk, six eggs, a carton of orange juice, a lettuce, coffee, and 100g of ham. As he was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind him calmly stated, "You must be single." Matt was a bit startled by this proclamation, but he was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since he was indeed single. He looked at his six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital status. Curiosity getting the better of him, he said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you really are the most ugly person I have ever seen",




And that.......is how Matt and Steve met, for the first time

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